The Mom Uniform

Apr
07

The Mom Uniform
Is at once
A convenience and a disguise.
Easy to put on
Amidst the chaos of the
Morning rush to school,
Allowing the wearer
To blend in during the day,
In the car line
The homeroom
Or the coffee shop.

The Mom UniformHas many variations.
Capris, a polo, and flips,
Or perhaps
Shorts, T-shirt, and trainers.
It's permissibleTo alternate between
The various combinations,
So long as
The components are consistent.

Questions often arise
When a woman deviates from
The Mom Uniform.
As other moms' imaginations
Go wild with possibilities.
No rational explanation will do
When those in need of that explanation
Have already jumped to dramatic conclusions.

The discerning lover,
Learns to accept
The Mom Uniform
As part of the rules
Of the midday tryst.

Discretion is rewarded
With the delights underneath, as
The Mom Uniform
Is carefully removed,
Folded, and
Placed on the chair,
Ready to be donned afterwards
For the afternoon carpool pick-up.

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Happy Easter Monday...

Apr
01

The Risen Christ


I prefer the Risen Christ
To the man on the cross
In statues and paintings.
The positive image,
Reaching out with hope,
Delivers the message of Christianity.


Too many Christians
Spend too much time
Dwelling on suffering.
They'll say “It's God's Will”
Or, “God sends us challenges,”
When they should focus
On what's going rightIn their lives.
Don't focus on pain,
Suffering,
Execution,
Death.


Grasp onto Hope.
Don't let go.


©2013 Edward J. Branley

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Ten Readerly Commandements...

Jan
16

bsg cast

Cast of Battlestar Galactica (Adama and Roslin are on the left)

Brenna Clark Gray's article,The 10 Commandments of a Righteous Readerly Life, is an awesome read--recommended. I'd like to draw your attention to Number 7:


7. Thou Shalt Not Steal.

Long-term borrowing where thou eventually forgetest to returneth the
book, however, is totally cool. (See also: let he who is without sin...)
God's corollary: returneth thy library books on time and pay fines
promptly, thou jerkass.

The notion of "long-term borrowing" reminded me of a conversation from the television series, Battlestar Galactica (the second one, not the 70s version), between Commander Adama and President Roslin. Roslin notices an interesting book in Adama's quarters:


Adama: Please excuse me for keeping you waiting. I was called in the engine room, it'll just take a moment.

Roslin: It's all right. Some time I'd like to borrow a book or two. I only brought one with me on the flight to Galactica.

Adama: What book?
Roslin: "A Murder on Picon." I have a weakness for mysteries.

Adama: Ever read "Dark Day"?

Roslin: Edward Prima. I am embarrassed to say it's one of those classics I've never gotten around to reading.

Adama: I think you'll enjoy it. (hands it to her)
Roslin: Thank you. It may be a while before I get this back to you.

Adama: It's a gift. Never lend books.
Roslin: Well, then, thank you for the gift.

Adama is played by the indomitable Edward James Olmos, and Roslin is played by Mary McDonnell. It's a cute-and-profound scene. It's also my personal philosophy when it comes to books. With a few exceptions of some books that have sentimental value, or may actually be worth something when the boys liquidate my estate one day, I believe in paying books forward. Read it, pass it on. You do the same, until the thing wears out. That's what books are for.

(h/t to the lawyer-ette for the Gray article!)

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Books: Soulless by Gail Carriger

Jan
13

soulless cover

Soulless

By Gail Carriger
(Orbit, Mass Market Paperback, 9780316056632, 384pp.)

Publication Date: October 2009


Gail Carriger's Soulless starts with
some great action. A young woman, Alexia Tarabotti, is attacked by a vampire at a soiree in Victorian London. How rude! You can't help but be attracted to Alexia
Tarabotti right from the start. To be in her twenties and already
written off as a spinster is amusing to modern readers, but so very
Victorian. Why she's still a spinster is where things get
interesting. Alexia is a “soulless” – literally, she has no
soul. In a Victorian England occupied by werewolves and vampires, as
well as ordinary humans, this makes her quite the unique young (old)
lady.

Carriger carries off Steampunk
with the best of the genre. Her interpretation of supernatural beings
(vampires and werewolves) is well thought-out. There's serious
backstory to her universe, not just men changing into animals or
pale-skinned women biting necks. The notion of a “preter-natural”
being, the soulless Alexia, complicates things for Lord Connall
Maccon, head of the Bureau of Unnatural Registery (hey, this is
England, there must be bureaucracy!), as she inserts herself into
supernatural affairs. Lord Maccon's investigation of missing vampires
gets an assist from Alexia, exposing Carriger's world while giving
the reader an enjoyable adventure.

I came to Carriger's novels via an
interesting route—The Steampunk Tarot. The deck caught my eye, and
upon perusing the Major Arcana cards, I was struck by The Chariot. In
a Steampunk universe, the chariot is artificially powered, and driven
by a strong young woman. The companion book for the deck
(well-written, by the way, for any deck) describes the woman, and
essentially says she's a shout-out to Alexia. Mentioning Carriger by
name as well, I figured this was a solid recommendation. I was right.

Alexia and her associates (some
friends, social/political connections, some frenemies) become an
informal group of “irregulars” known as the “Parasol
Protectorate,” who continue their romp through London (and other
cities in Europe) for four more novels. Entertaining plots with a
well-developed backstory—my kind of fantasy story!


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"Frankly" by Naomi Shihab Nye

Dec
28

While I enjoy The Writer's Almanac every morning, today's
poem
by Naomi Shihab Nye was particularly profound. I'm
hitting that age where people I know are reaching "retirement" age, in
that they've become vested in pension plans, they've done their 25 in
the military, etc., and are contemplating the "next thing." They aren't
ready for stay-at-home-and-do-nothing retirement, but another
challenge.

Given how active people are after 70, it's
not surprising that, when the end finally comes, we miss doing
something
, even if that's going to
work.

Me? I'll be writing and teaching until I go.

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Inspiration...

Dec
27

Inspiration comes from many places, even an alleyway near Tower Hill. Or, perhaps, especially in an alleyway near Tower Hill.

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Radio Dramas...

Dec
08

 

Enjoying Giles Snyder's column this morning, for two reasons. First, his family and mine are identical in the car. I get the car audio system, naturally, since I'm driving, but then everyone retreats into their own iPod.

The Star Wars Radio Dramas from the BBC, however, brought back a fond memory. My dad got into Star Wars like the rest of us did, but when the BBC did the radio drama set, I knew I had to buy that for him. That was back in the cassette tape days, but that was just fine. Daddy regaled me for so many years with stories of listening to radio shows like The Shadow, Superman, etc., that it was a pleasure to let him be a kid again with something a bit more modern.

If you spend a lot of time in transit, consider BBC radio dramas. They're totally different from audio books and such a treat.

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New Orleanians do NOT have "deep Southern" accents...

Nov
23

So, I'm looking for something to read on the flights to Stockholm tomorrow. Took a look at Preston and Child's "Special Agent Pendergast" series, and looked up the main character's Wikipedia entry, and I found this:

Aloysius Xingú Leng Pendergast was born circa 1960 and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana. Pendergast retains his Southern manners and mellifluous Deep Southern accent.

Stop right there. New Orleanians do NOT have such accents.

Next.

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Of Steampunk, Shadowrun, and Skyfall... (MINOR SPOILERS)

Nov
19

Naiome Harris is hot as "Eve" in "SkyFall"

The latest 007 movie, SkyFall, starring Daniel Craig as James Bond and Dame Judi Dench as "M," is an awesome contribution to the Bond franchise. It's also following a couple of interesting Science Fiction trends that have "gone mainstream." Say "Cyberpunk" or "Steampunk" to folks who don't regularly read SF/F, and you'll likely get a blank stare. But they're all over the place, and are very prominent in Skyfall.

Authors such as Bruce Bethke and William Gibson postulated the development of "the matrix," or "the grid," as a "consensual hallucination" by which humans interfaced with the Internet via a direct neural connection. Gibson's "cyber-jocks" wore electrode-headsets to access the matrix; others carried the concept a step further, giving their characters data jacks in their heads they'd use to connect fibre-optic cables to, then Internet-surf.

We don't have data-jacks yet, but we do have Bluetooth, which enables an even-older SF concept: Loot. Uhura's earpiece. This is Zoë Saldaña, who played the part made legendary by Nichelle Nicholls.

Bond films have never shied away from technology, particularly computers, but Skyfall moves the franchise truly into the cyberpunk world. In the 1980s, we played a very-enjoyable RPG called Shadowrun. Instead of AD&D "adventures," players went on "runs," to accomplish tasks in a future dystopia. The players on the "run" would often be supported by a "decker," a computer-matrix user working in cyberspace, passing instructions to the players. One would think that Bond and Eve are on a "run" from this RPG, based on Skyfall's opening sequence. The two are in contact with a cyber-team back at MI6 HQ, who use all the resources of the internet at their disposal. It's no surprise that Eve would be wired back to the office, but even Bond does the earpiece-thing in this film.

The use of cyberpunk is not limited to feature films; TV shows such as NCIS:LA and Person of Inteorest also employ the "decker-runner" relationship.

Then there's Steampunk, a genre of Science Fiction usually set in the Victorian period of the 19th Century. Instead of advanced electronics, the cutting edge of technology of that time employs a mix of steam power, gas lighting, and electricity in small amounts. Skyfall dabbles a bit in the world of Steampunk when the ultra-modern MI6 headquarters drops into the tunnels below London. The contrast between brick-and-mortar with modern glass walls and doors, flat-panel monitors, and the transparent isolation chamber is stark. Bond running through the tunnels of the Underground harken back to the days of Sherlock Holmes. The contrast works and is entertaining. It's not the first time Bond has taken a step back in time, of course; the canals below Istanbul in From Russia with Love come to mind immediately. Still, Steampunk is something quite Victorian and English, so running under London connects Bond to fans of the genre.

There's criticism online concerning Skyfall's treatment of female characters. I'll hit that in a later post in detail, but I was OK with how things develop.

Thanks, Shadowrun, for predicting the future!

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"Updating" popular fictional characters

Sep
30

Reading comments on a friend's G+ post about Elementary, the new CBS "Sherlock Holmes" series. I don't want to spoil the show for you, and I feel like I want to see another ep before I write about the show itself, but a comment on that G+ post motivated me this morning.

Another plusser commented that he wasn't sure he could deal with the show, because it updates the character, taking him from Victorian London and putting him into present-day New York. It's not the first time I've heard this complaint; "updates" and/or "reboots" of popular stories often stir strong feelings among fans.

Still, it's all fiction, and any work of fiction relies on the reader's "willing suspension of disbelief." Can you accept the notion of Sherlock Holmes in contemporary NYC? There have been so many screen and teevee interpretations of the character. I remember people older than I saying they never liked any other Sherlock than Basil Rathbone. There have been so many in between, each adding something to the character's "life force."

Changing the setting: I'm loving it! When Holmes tells Watson that he learned a particular fact by Googling it, rather than some amazing power of deduction. And the basic forensics, going for a victim's cellphone immediately. It all makes such wonderful sense.

I can suspend disbelief and enjoy "Sherlock." Now, will the plots be up to a standard that makes the show enjoyable? I'll get back to you on that after the next ep.

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